Friday, July 29, 2005

10 things I learned about the future from watching The Island


  1. Chrysler won't be putting out any new body styles for a very long time.
  2. Clones who have spent their entire existance secluded from society will still care about name-brand bottled water.
  3. White track suits- never out of style!
  4. Big corporations will still be completely untrustworthy.
  5. Everything that happens will be right out of some (other) science fiction movie.
  6. Clones have a (completely unexplainable) psychic link to the source of thier DNA.
  7. Organs can't operate if you're not living a fulfilling life, or some such crap.
  8. Shirley Jackson's legacy will never die.
  9. Scarlet Johannson- still hot.
  10. Reality is a sham! A sham!

posted by Jeff @ 11:30 AM

2 Comments:

At 9:35 AM, Blogger Silly Old Bear said...

Can I add some?

Microsoft is still everywhere

You can learn to drive a car if your dad knew how to drive one, even if you've never seen one before

Scarlett is uber-hot (did you say that already? Oh well, still true)

Hired mercenaries are really, really bad shots.

 
At 9:51 PM, Blogger Jeff said...

Good ones! Of course, that last one is every action movie :)

Thanks for the comment!

 

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